I had onions at lunch. I had garlic dressing at dinner. But he’ll never know, because I stay kissing sweet, the new Dazzledent way.

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insanity-and-vanity:

"It’s a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you’ve forgotten about."

American Beauty (1999)

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mattyhewhealy:

"they’re not even merchandised, they’re just for me to have."

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we’re the millers (2013)

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clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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breathtakingqueens:

"I don’t talk about my personal relationships, it always ends up kicking you in the face. But I’ve read a lot of things about myself and think, 'Wow! That girl sounds really saucy.'

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gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

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